A. K. U.

1.
"Haii gue (insert name), lo?" *shake hands*
"Adhayuu" *still shakes hands*
"Hah siapa?" *still shakes hands awkwardly*
"Adhayu hehe" *let go*

2.
*insert conversation number 1*
"Lo orang Bali ya?"
"Bukaan hehe" *melipir*

3.
*insert conversation number 1*
"Panggilannya apa? Ayu?"
"Adhayuu" *melipir*

4.
(this is a continuity of all three types of my introductions)
Whoever *tries* to call me "Yu", in the end calls me "Dhay"
There are less than 5 people who call me the former.