A. K. U.

Just gone through the orientation thing of my campus, it was a three-days program and it was F U N.

Let's start!

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Day 1

I didn't sleep at all the previous night for the sake of my scrapbook content. Yes, my fault being an absolute deadliner. But I didn't feel so sleepy so I thought it would go just well. I prepared myself at 4 am and went to campus at 4.45 or something by car. Five minutes later, my stomach didn't feel so good. The begadang effect has stricken! I ended up eating gastritis pill (wtf does this term even exist) and did not enjoy the morning ride.
Cerita si MC yang t4e sudah gue ceritakan di post sebelum ini kalo gak salah...
Terus dengerin seminar, it was actually good, tapi gue merasa berdosa sekali karena gue beberapa kali jatuh tertidur. Bukan karena bosen, tapi sumpah itu pertama kalinya gue gak tidur demi sesuatu, padahal gue adalah orang yang menempatkan tidur di atas segalanya. So yeah, you heard me.
Lalu masuk ke bagian departemen. Di sini level ketiduran gue lebih anjing lagi. Rasanya gue udah gak punya kendali atas otot kelopak mata gue. Ada kali 30 menit gue merem-berusaha melek-gagal gitu mulu, ampe dibangunin kakaknya dari pinggir. Jadi ga enak :"
Lalu kami semua berkumpul lagi, ngobrol dikit, lalu disuruh pulang.
Tapi waktu itu gue baru dikasi tau kalo ada 2 matkul yang udah muncul kelasnya padahal di SIAK gue udah ngisi ngasal DAN udah di-approve sama PA. Si goblox. Akhirnya w ijin ke tibum untuk masuk lagi ke area kampus, alhamdulillah dibolehin :")

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Day 2

I woke up at 4 again, and this day, I went to campus by train because of the massive traffic jam my dad had to go through the previous day. Lah ternyata banyak juga yang naik kereta. Ku senang.
It was fun! They introduced all communities my campus has, and seriously they all are on the same level. Nothing is cooler than others because they have their own coolness. Di sini juga dikenalin pengurus BEM, gue harus mengakui (dengan senang hati tentu sjaa) bahwa gue mempunyai ketua BEM terkeren se-universitas. Parah. Keren. Keren is an understatement, you know? Gue juga mengagumi partnership kakak ketua dan wakil ketua. Jarang gue melihat pasangan pemimpin yang sekompak itu. I also adore the motto: Berbagi, bersenang-senang, bersama.
"Terus lo mau ikut komunitas apa?" sudah ada yang terpikir, tapi rahasia :p

Lalu kita main game per kelompok mentoring+mentor kita yang bernama Amazing Race. Iya ini race yang sangat amazing, Bung. You have to literally go round the campus three freaking times to 'win' the game. of course no group did. But we had fun.
Di hari ini juga gue melihat sesosok John Mayer mengenakan jaket almamater :") tapi ternyata dia senior Ilmu Politik.

Later that day, kami semua disuruh parade dari gedung fakultas sampe ke stadion (bukan, bukan GBK) jalan kaki. Iya. Jalan kaki. Tapi seru sih njir teriakkin yel-yel fakultas yang sudah turun-temurun dan emang serame itu. Terus pas ngelewatin fakultas lain sengaja volumenya diperbesar lolz. Di stadion yel-yelnya juga masih berlanjut. Lalu jam 16.30 disuruh balik ke fakultas jalan kaki lagi :") Lalu pulang naik kereta yeaaayy~

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Day 3

Hari terbanxat. Terbanxat kerennya maksudnya.
Tapi r-a-h-a-s-i-a. :p

Seru lah pokoknya.

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Terima kasih kakak-kakak punggawa.
Terima kasih Bung dan Nona!

I suddenly remembered this light conversation in a room at school

"Iyalah lo AGJ kaaann"
"Sori, gue mah bukan Anak Gaul Jakarta"
"Ooooo" *humble juga ni anak*
"Gue tuh AGJS"
"Apaan tuh?"
"Anak Gaul Jakarta Selatan"
".......*tampol*"

It has nothing to do with anything that is happening around or to me now, but it was just funny.

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Pada suatu pagi di dalam gerbong wanita yang menuju ke Depok, saya duduk memandangi celana saya yang amat menarik karena tidak ada layar yang dapat saya pandangi sembari menunggu waktu tiba. Saya belum bisa melakukan hobi saya untuk mengamati orang karena di dalam gerbong itu terdapat tidak lebih dari 40 orang dan saya duduk di kursi prioritas di pinggir gerbong, ditambah saya luar biasa mengantuk saat itu. Di serong kanan saya hanya ada seorang security officer wanita yang berdiri menatap ke dalam gerbong. Saya mendengar suara pintu dibuka, dan seorang laki-laki masuk ke gerbong tempat saya duduk, dan duduk di sebelah saya. Sebelum saya bisa berpikir, sang security officer ini sudah bertindak,
"Mas, maaf ini gerbong wanita."
Lalu sang mas ini berkata, "Saya wanita"
Kantuk saya menghilang dalam sekejap, ditambah saat saya melihat ekspresi sang security officer.
.........Saya hanya bisa bersyukur saya tidak berada di posisi mbak security officer itu.

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Senin, 25 Agustus 2014

"Tadi tuh ada yang telat, lari-lari dia dari ojek ke FISIP.... masih pake helm"
"Hahaha iya! Gue kira Daft Punk"
"*nyanyi-nyanyi Get Lucky sambil goyang*"

Anjinx kesel sendiri bayangin Daft Punk pake batik + celana item lari-lari pake slayer + helm.
Gue ketawa 5 menit penuh gara-gara gitu doang.
Maafkan selera humor gue.

Hello! So today I finally took a train from Tanah Abang to my campus for the first time again after forever.
Met a high school friend at the station and we got to the same car.
Arrived at 7.
At 9, I already regretted my decision to come to campus because I could hardly open my eyes and stayed awake.
But I kept going, talking with another high school mate because I couldn't find anyone from my major.

Oh, it was half past 11 already! Break time, people!
It was total luck that I met Tasya, then I saw Ayu, Nadis, Muthy, and Annisa.
We had some talks, nothing so important
At 12, we decided to have lunch to a place near the railroad, but it was full as hell.
We went our separate ways. Tasya, Annisa, and I went to A while the others went to... idk

Us three decided to sneak out from the event to Annisa's place to do Dzuhur prayer
When we arrived there, LAH ketemu Ayu, Nadis, Muthy, dan seorang teman lagi.
Ler.

Akhirnya cabut deh kita^^
Balik-balik ngasih IRS ke Ais
Lalu pulang naik kereta bersama Vines, penuhnya hampir kayak empang lele
Pas nyampe di rumah bete karena MPK Olahraga udah penu u u u u u hh banget >100 orang masuk waiting list :( :( :(
Ya sudah lah. Mungkin w ditakdirkan untuk jadi geng artsy.

p.s. sorry for the mixed languages. I love mixed languages.

Mayan juga mengurus jadwal kuliah yang gak kelar-kelar.

Dari mulai ngurusin password akun (yang untungnya cuman sebentar :">)
Nyari PA dan kawan se-PA
Memandangi web akademik dengan mata nanar karena gak ngerti apa-apa
Dateng jam 9 pagi dan malah manggil senior (iya emang si t0l0l)
Ngisi IRS manual.......... dan (sepertinya) salah :")
Ampe mata kuliah penting yang gak nongol kelasnya di web.
+ngerepotin teman SMA berkali-kali ampe gue janjiin bakal gue traktir emas batang


Anyway, bonus jadwal (iya, kagak ada libur hvft)

My Blogger views counter shows increasing numbers of my readers, not significant, but still.

I'm just wondering if people really read my blog and gain any benefit from it? Whether it's happiness, knowledge (wtf), anything?
Or they just clicked the wrong link and said "wtf am i reading"

Either way, I find it weird and awkward to have some people read my writings because the amount of my real life friends that know this blog is close to none. Even they who do rarely open blogger anymore so yeah.

Have a good day, folks.

((ini post lagi dikejar deadline))

Dua hari yang lalu gue ngerjain tugas kelompok PSAK, tapi baru berdua doang yang dateng, ngobrol dulu deh kita sambil nunggu yang lain (dan ngegarisin scrapbook) (menggaris tiada akhir).

I hate being sucks at something I am obliged to do, whether it's formal thing or unimportant sentimental shit.

I will probably face the hardest days in the next 2/3 weeks and let's read out the list
-Going to live with myself with no friend around.
-Manage so many things and necessities to do and bring, can't miss anything.
-Adapt.
-Stay sane.
-Last but not least, an upcoming test which its success I do not expect but to do my best at it is a must.

So, wish me luck?

Just someday I'll master at mind and behavior reading so my kids won't need to speak their wants and will and whatnot and I'll still understand what they intend to say, what they really are, how they really think.




Or I'll just be filthy rich and rent a detective, Sherlock-class detective, for a lifetime to tell me what is really going on with my kids.
But then again, Sherlock-class people will find it painfully boring and won't accept it.

I have been very "interested" on this BBC series named Sherlock. It first aired in 2010 and unlike many other TV series which become heavily commercialized and failing awfully, it just finished its third season this July with only nine episodes and three (well it's only one to me) special shorts.

To be honest, "interested" is a massive understatement. Hell yeah it is.

Terus ya selayaknya gue kalo udah tertarik sama sesuatu, I'll go digging every possible hole in it and shall miss none.

I have read Sherlock Holmes' novels (in Bahasa tho, I haven't even finished "The Sign of Four" because it's in English. Judge me.) and it sure gives me smiles all over while watching the series. Sir Conan Doyle will eagerly step out of his grave then watch an episode and go back straight into his coffin happily.

This whole post is pointless but hey, srsly I love this shit. too much.

p.s. please don't be annoyed if I seem to be scanning you hair-to-toe when we meet later.

Have a nice day!